Fidel is working from home today. I took Moggie to preschool and hit Publix for a few odds and ends and when I came in, he was snapping pictures of me unbagging the goods. I have on a white t-shirt, gray yoga pants and I look like total hell. I don't have 1 picture of me with the kids that I didn't pay someone else to take or set up the camera to take it myself, but yet he's snapping pictures of me unloading groceries. It's going to be a long day. I was talking to the dog and he slammed his office doors like I was bothering him. I'm about to go upstairs to do laundry and I will bet money that he will be up there showing me his pecker within 10 minutes.
LMAO! Rethinking that camera now are we?
ReplyDeleteGood to know I'm not the only one whose husband finds it necessary to pull his weiner out every 2 minutes.
ReplyDeleteUh huh...... sounds familiar. Pecker and all.
ReplyDeleteDamn Men!
Update- he didn't come show me his pecker during laundry time. He has shown it to me about 50 times today. Once while encased in a novelty cow g-string with a tongue that plays The Farmer in the Dell. Is it Dell or Dale? No idea, but when there's a musical penis in front of you that's not the time to bicker about proper spelling.
ReplyDeleteShiraz, in case you are wondering.