I spoke below about buying my friend Chrissy a housewarming gift. I got her a pretty monogrammed cheese plate with a monogrammed server. I also stopped at the liquor store and got her a bottle of Grey Goose. I left it in the brown paper bag and grabbed a ballpoint pen out of my console and scribbled, "Congratulations, Whore" on it and she loved it. Then we went outside and pulled weeds out of her flower beds in bare feet.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
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Gurl. You sound like BFF material for sure.
So jealous. I tried calling my sister in law/friend a whore once and she got mad. Bitch.
Uh, Chris and I call each other whore all the time. For us, it's a term of endearment. Heck, when she calls I answer the phone "hidy, ho."
Will you live next to me and help me pull weeds when I have a yard?
That is love. And, man, it makes me miss the hell out of my friends... ;-)
I plopped a brown-bagged bottle of Maker's Mark down on the gift table at a wedding once, also with my warmest wishes scrawled on the bag in ball-point pen. Come to think of it, I only put my shoes on at that wedding when I ran out of smokes and had to walk to the liquor store down the block for reinforcements. So, yeah, I do wish you were my friend. We'd tear some shit up.
I called my cousin's girlfriend/now wife a ho the first time I met her....we're long-distance loves now :)
Wish I lived in the burbs of Georgia...my BFF lives there now.
Great blog!!! Must be because your name is Jennifer ;)
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