I am not one to run to the doctor for every little sniffle, but take a look at this list. It's enough to drive anyone crazy and I pity poor Fidel for having to live with me at the moment.
1. I snore like a chainsaw.
2. My gallbladder hurts and I can't bear to lay on my stomach at night.
3. I have horrible sinus drainage at the moment, causing me to cough and pee myself.
4. #2 and #1 don't go together very well because my husband wakes me up CONSTANTLY (and that is yelling) he seriously wakes me up FUCKING CONSTANTLY no lie I'm so tired from being WOKEN CONSTANTLY that I can't even write coherent sentences because I'm WOKEN CONSTANTLY and being told to roll over to my side or stomach so that I stop snoring. I cannot roll over, motherfucker. I mean that in the most loving way possible.
Friday, August 15, 2008
Anger Management
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Hell, at this point I say have two cocktails before bed, and give him one.
He may sleep right through it.
All kidding aside, get that GB fixed. It can get bad VERY fast.
I agree... give Fidel a cocktail before bed. I did hear one peep out of you on the cruise. Alcohol drowns out any disturbances. LOL
I meant to say I "didn't" hear one peep.
I have #1 and #3, also, when sleeping on my side, I tend to drool like a Labrador Retriever and the pillow gets soaking wet.
I RULE.
Oh honey, get some Breathe Right nose strips. Saved my marriage. Trust me on this one.
DH use to snore really badly too and I would scream at him constantly. I would seriously punch him at night to get him to turn over. It disturbed his sleep and mine all night long. He's been on this really good eating kick/losing weight and his snoring is not even around much anymore (unless he's been drinking).
Maybe your gallbladder hurts cause your husband is poking it to get you to roll over?
Seriously though, ugh. And hug.
Heidi- I have really enlarged tonsils and a deviated septum so the breathe rights don't do a thing for me.
Stacy- I know losing some weight would help me with the snoring!
Hi Lotta!
Aaron is having issues with my snoring. He invested in ear plugs. I think he is making this crap up. When he snores, he does this weird moan over and over while rubbing his face into the pillow. I think my nightly snoring is better than his nightly make out session with his pillow.
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