Somehow, I don't think good mothers tell their kids to not be an asshole, but really more moms should use that phrase. I will be the first to tell you that my kids are indeed assholes quite a bit of the time. Especially the younger one. She's loud, obnoxious and all about being the center of attention. She doesn't respond to "Sweetie, please use your inside voice" unless I pop her in the head after saying it for the fifth time at the top of my lungs, which results in ME being the asshole in the eyes of the waiting room at the doctors office. Actually, there are a bunch of old timers in my doctor's waiting room and I'm sure they were happy to see her loud, nonlistening ass get smacked and were likely eager to do the smacking themselves. Old Southern people are good for smacking and then handing out peppermints.
I seriously pray for strength to get me through the next two weeks before that child starts preschool.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Don't Be an Asshole
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Amen, amen. Kids can be REAL assholes. And a swat on the rear won't kill 'em either.
I hate how children are so selfish. It's all Me Me Me. Assholes.
I love it too! Our priest saw me pop one of my boys on the back of the head and told me that his father...... who was in the Army.... called that sweet spot right above the neck right where the head begins the "hit-upon".
It doesn't take much oomph to get their attention!
I love it too! Our priest saw me pop one of my boys on the back of the head and told me that his father...... who was in the Army.... called that sweet spot right above the neck right where the head begins the "hit-upon".
It doesn't take much oomph to get their attention!
LMAO! I just snorted! I swear you could be my sister!
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