Tuesday, November 20, 2007

I Could Spank Caillou's Little Ass

That Calliou is a rotten little bastard. He gets on my nerves and I thank goodness that he's neither real nor mine because I would be a horrible mother for him. He just woke his napping sister despite his grandmother's repeated pleadings for him to speak softly and I swear my blood pressure rose. I think God knew that I couldn't handle a Calliou so he just made him a little bald 5-year old drawn by some sadistic asshole. I just wish that the folks at PBS had left Calliou in France or wherever he's from, and sent Max from Max and Ruby over to live with him to be tormented or served for dinner, whichever. There's another cartoon needing an attitude adjustment. Ruby is a saint for dealing with that little monster but I have the feeling she's on Baby Bunny Paxil because really, who could deal with him so calmly?

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are hilarious. I couldn't agree more. He's so whiiiiiney!
L.

Stacy said...

I never let my kids watch that Caillou. I saw about 10 mins of an episode years ago and it's lasted a lifetimes worth. But Max...oh man I'd love to spank some bunny ass there. And wtf is a 7 year old raising the kid for and cooking with him? Getting up in the middle of the night with him? Where the HELL are the parents?!

Anonymous said...

Baby bunny Paxil! Ha! That's your best phrase yet! I also hate Max from Max and Ruby. He's a little brat!
Cherie

Becky said...

Nah, I think Ruby is a pint-size bitch! She's always bossing Max around...I'd be a brat, too, if I had to live with her!

Have you seen the Little Bear episode where they pretend the little girl's doll is dead, and they have a funeral for her? WTF is up with that?!

Anonymous said...

Could we please add that jack-ass turtle Franklin and his parents? While we're at it..... let's put that Chinese Cat from the Goodnight Show out as well!

I'm with you........ thanks for letting us Mama's of preschoolers vent!

Laurel said...

No Calliou here either, I hate that rotter!
Max & Ruby I tolerate but if I hear "Super Bunny" one more time, I will be on Bunny Paxil! LOL!!

Mom O Matic said...

Caillou is a pussy.

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