If I Procrastinate It May Go Away

This morning, I have to girdle and Spanx myself within an inch of my life and head over to Nordstrom to try on some dresses. I ordered a dress over the phone with Spiegel instead of ordering it online (because of some mega discount codes I found on www.retailmenot.com) so I can't obsessively track it's progress through all-too-familiar UPS hubs and that makes me fear that it won't be here on time. Plus I have a week in Charleston with my dear Fidel planned for June and I really would rather have a different dress so I can return the one I got at Spiegel if I need to. Which means I'll be in Nordstrom and Dillards this morning trying to find something that I like. And something that I fit into. Pray that those two worlds overlap for me.

Also on the agenda is ordering a birthday cookie cake for my sweet Tootie who turns six tomorrow. She will share that with her classmates at school and then I have to come up with another cake for her bowling party on Sunday. I think I have Publix's number memorized so I'm good there.

If I don't come back, just Google "Woman stuck in dress rescued from dressing room" and you should get a good update on my status.