Drunkorexia

I just heard a new word for an old disorder, drunkorexia. Our news just reported on this disturbing new trend. It's when you don't eat so you can drink your calories and escape your troubles. What's that you say, this isn't a new thing? Exactly. I'm old and I did that shit years ago before I cared about being chubby. I'd starve all day, wolf down one McDonald's kids burger and go boogie. I was a long, lean dancing machine. If 5' 3" is long.

Those young hoochies may have the honor of making kissing other girls trendy, but they aren't getting the prize for inventing drunkorexia. Step off, punks.