You Might be a Redneck

On my way to the Wal-Mart to buy enough tampons to plug a dam, I noticed a sign in front of a construction site in the parking lot. It took me a minute to recognize the logo and once I did, it just made my day. We are getting a Hardee's. And a Starbucks, all right there in the Wal-Mart parking lot. What more could you ask for? It's like I've died and gone to bourgie redneck heaven. I never dreamed that I'd have the chance to have a Country Ham Biscuit with a $4 cup of coffee without driving for miles and miles.