I'm co-hosting a couple's baby shower for a friend on March 1. The other co-host and I were discussing shower favors and she said she had just attended a couples shower and they got a condom and a mini bottle of booze wrapped in tulle as the favor. The inner Baptist in me shuddered and ran to the pantry for a drink. I can't imagine handing out a condom and a mini bottle wrapped in pink tulle at a party to celebrate a baby! Never mind that a good percentage of babies are conceived due to hooch and a lack of condoms, I just can't see myself handing over a condom to the dad-t0-be's parents. My co-hostess was laughing with evil glee at the thought of gifting the dad's parents with the condom and booze because the dad is a big old perv and he would think it's hilarious, and she said about the mom, "She would just laugh at whatever he laughs at because she doesn't have a brain of her own". I could be standing there barefoot, holding a mason jar of moonshine, covered in pork rind crumbs and still feel trashy for handing over a condom and a mini bottle at a baby shower. We compromised on cute little popcorn favors. I'm making those tomorrow and I'll post pictures in case anyone is interested.