No He Didn't

Tonight, Fidel and I went to our neighborhood Valentine's Social at the clubhouse. There was a questionnaire to submit about your first date, length of courtship, most embarrassing story, etc. and I was busy running my mouth and I let Fidel fill out the paper for us. I figured we would win "Shortest Courtship" and we did (78 days) but I had no idea that Fidel would include our most embarrassing story on the sheet, to be viewed by our neighbors.

We got married in Hawaii and our reception was in Waikiki. I was 22, Fidel was 27 and we drank a LOT at our reception. On our way to our hotel, I guess I got hot or something because I took off my top. And spoke Japanese to some Japanese tourists on the trolley next to us in traffic. And 11 years later, my husband would tell this story to our neighbors. I'd almost rather that he told them that I wake myself farting in my sleep, but I guess he had to save something for next year.