Saturday, February 9, 2008

No He Didn't

Tonight, Fidel and I went to our neighborhood Valentine's Social at the clubhouse. There was a questionnaire to submit about your first date, length of courtship, most embarrassing story, etc. and I was busy running my mouth and I let Fidel fill out the paper for us. I figured we would win "Shortest Courtship" and we did (78 days) but I had no idea that Fidel would include our most embarrassing story on the sheet, to be viewed by our neighbors.

We got married in Hawaii and our reception was in Waikiki. I was 22, Fidel was 27 and we drank a LOT at our reception. On our way to our hotel, I guess I got hot or something because I took off my top. And spoke Japanese to some Japanese tourists on the trolley next to us in traffic. And 11 years later, my husband would tell this story to our neighbors. I'd almost rather that he told them that I wake myself farting in my sleep, but I guess he had to save something for next year.

5 comments:

AFRo said...

Oh my God I am laughing hysterically at this... that's all I can say. It's funny!

ErIn said...

LMFAO! Is this a warning of what may come in May? (damn it wish I were going).

Stacy said...

LMFAO!

Hair Girl said...

What I want to know is, do you actually speak Japanese?

This weekend at a marriage retreat (with my sister-in-law's church) my husband told everyone during a "newlywed game" that we met at a keg party in college and didn't really ever date, except to go out and party! Great impression on these Baptists!

Anonymous said...

LMFAO!! You can speak Japanese on the cruise!!