Monday, January 21, 2008

'Tis Not the Time

Dear wanna-be cool guys:

Flip flops are not appropriate footwear with jeans in January. Especially if you have celebrated at least 35 birthdays. If you must wear flip flops, please be kind enough to visit the pedicure chair before doing so. It would also be great if you could find a pair of flops that actually fit your gnarly feet because while you merely look stupid with flip flops in the snow, you look positively retarded with your toes hanging off of your beat ass flip flops touching dirty snow and ice.

Love,

MF

1 comment:

"hey, mama!" said...

You funny.

Must go now as 3 year old is turning into a 17 year old with no ear for talent as he is listening to Hootie and the Blowfish on the radio (and giving me a brain bleed).