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I'm all hopped up on diet pills and caffeine and I'm cleaning house like a fiend. I have a call in to a maid but at this rate I won't need her services. I want a maid so bad but I feel guilty as sin hiring one because what in the hell am I good for as a SAHM if I can't clean the house? It's not like I'm busy volunteering or playing tennis or something. I'd rather be mopping than playing tennis anyway. Tennis is one of those pastimes that requires shaved legs and I'm not signing up for anything that requires that much of me. That's just too much pressure for me at this point in my life.