When Christianity and Dentistry Collide

Moggie goes to a Christian preschool. Last week, the school focused on dental hygiene and Moggie came home with a brochure, a new toothbrush and some other little goodies from the dentist's office that sponsored this year's event. Flash forward to today, and I hear her sweet little voice while I was gearing up the vacuum to clean up the remnants of a straw hat (thanks, Wiener Dog) and she said:

You have to brush your teeth so that they don't turn brown and fall out of your mouth. Thank you, God. Jesus will be very happy.