Friday, February 1, 2008

I Have to Get Rid of Spencer

I have a huge photo collage frame sitting in my family room, still unopened. In the center, there is an 8x10 picture of your common random frame couple. They have stared at me for far too long and if I don't get rid of them tonight I feel like I'm going to lose it and throw them off the deck. The guy looks like that freaking annoying Spencer from The Hills, the show I have never seen but I see far too much of freaking Spencer and Heidi staring at me from my Us Weeklys.

This party is driving me to pure bitchiness. I couldn't even look at Rachael Ray on the Ritz cracker box as I crumbled crackers into my chicken soup. I know Fidel thinks I'm crazy but my life is filled with annoying people and I don't need to see Rachel's face or her whack-ass acronym for Extra Virgin Olive Oil in a recipe for some skanky appetizers. Olive Oil, bitch, it's only three syllables. E-V-O-O is four, so it's actually longer. Yes, I'm pretty sure that I've completely lost it. Let's hope I find it before tomorrow night.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

olive oil is actually 4 syllables too. Don't worry, I still love you.

Anonymous said...

And I can't stand Rachael Ray and her "stoups" either.
You're party will be great. Don't worry!

Jennifer said...

Ha ha, I knew someone would correct me on the olive oil! I talk fast so it really has two syllables for me. RR talks fast, too!

Elise said...

I am the anon posts above- yes, I am lazy.
And when I read my comments I realized I typed "you're party" instead of "your party." So I guess we all make mistakes! My husband watches RR every night when he gets home from work, and I can't tell you how many times I have said the same thing about
e.v.o.o. .... SO ANNOYING! And there's the "stoups" and "yummo." Argghhhh!
Anyway, "your" blog is awesome and I am so happy to have found it! Thanks!!!!

Stacy said...

My husband hates Rachel Ray!!! LOL I just hate her voice.

Anonymous said...

I hate Rachael Ray with a passion. Everything is so gross. And I hate how she tries to pass everything off as though you can use it for entertaining.

Jennifer said...

Spencer is gone and my photo collage looks great. I'm glad I finally finished it!