I don't know what you did this Saturday, but I took 2 5-year olds and a 3-year old to dinner at a pizza place. That serves beer... I had diet Coke, nothing exciting. Pizza was great, kids were tolerable. Some kid gave us ONE balloon-hat thing. Remember the part about having 3 kids? Yeah, that balloon hat went over well. I had to time one minute "turns" and keep the 2 not having a turn at the moment from biting the balloons to ruin whoever's turn it currently was. After 10 minutes of owning that hat, I swerved hard into the Wal-Mart to pick up a case of Bud Lite. It's not beer tonight, it's beautiful healing medicine.
I also picked up a few packages of Aquadots and managed to get the girls set up to do that, while fielding 1000 questions about the Aquadots, our blow-up mattress, toothbrushes, dogs, where babies come from, etc. If they could read I would just get a shirt that says, "I don't f-ing know" and be done with it.
Fidel is on an airplane headed for Scottsdale, AZ for a short business trip, so I'm alone until Tuesday night. I miss him and feel bad for him because he's getting a nasty cold, but I'm PMSing like a MoFo so he's better off 3/4 of the way across the country at the moment. I don't know what I did to my wretched uterus to make it so evil, but it is indeed evil.
Anyway, I've got the girls tucked nicely into bed and I'm not hearing a ton of noise out of them. Hopefully they will be asleep soon and I'll probably go watch TV in my bedroom myself. I may pack a little cooler to take up there with me. Maybe I should put in a mini-fridge but that's kind of nuts since I'd just have beer in there anyway. Since I posted this I'll surely be getting solicitations from AA or rehab joints. Don't laugh, after I posted about the lice I got a TON of emails from companies selling lice cures. Oddly enough, Kraft didn't send me any emails but they sure as hell sent me a cure. I heart mayonnaise. WW be damned, they will never part me and my mayo.
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Don't Hate Me for My Exciting Life
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I have been reading your posts to my DH in the evening when he gets home. While he would not admit it, I saw, with my own eyes, a spit take and a heard a snort on many a post, this one in particular. (sorry for the massive run-on sentence). Thanks. From both of us. We live your parallel life and you make us see the funny side.
You could sell those shirts. I mean, they've got to learn to read at some point, couldn't you start with that?
LOL at the Mr. being better off across the country while PMSing. I hear you there.
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